Local Man Loses Sanity Over News Article Assignment

Sources are reporting that a local man has began to lose his sanity over an assignment in which
he is expected to come up with an event in his local town. Ron Swanson, 54, was expected to
come up with an article for his web design class to create his first HTML document, when sources say he
began to completely lose his mind and go insane.

He's just completely lost it. Says Neighbor

Neighbor Dwayne The Rock Johnson says that Swanson just lost his sanity seemingly
abruptly.

It's like he took some kind of pills or something, he just seemed to lose his sanity that
quickly said Johnson, 50. I've known the man for over half my life, and I have never seen
him act in this way. It got kinda concerning, I decided to call the cops and next thing I know I found out he
was working on a web design class.

Another neighbor of Swanson's, Donald J. Trump, 75, had additional comments to add.

I've taken that web design class, it's one of the best classes ever made. And you can
trust me on that, because I'm one of the best, one of the greatest students of that class. He probably
procrastinated and is trying to do his class on the week he's supposed to graduate, which I could never
imagine because I have never procrastinated in my great and unmatched wisdom.

The police are currently working with Swanson's family in trying to figure out additional
details on his gradual decline into insanity. We reached out to ACED, the company managing the web
design class that Swanson was taking for comment, but at this time they have not returned our request for commend.

We'll provide further updates as more information is avalible on this actively developing story.